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It was fun to make a couple of song parodies in my story, Lost Souls. I think I'll try my hand at another one. Of course, it doesn't help that I've been listing to this in the car while driving to work, either. Since, I can't seem to write anything without some plot to it, I'll frame my pardoy in a little impromptu skit. For reference, bold text means two voices singing. . . . On the grass at the base of the tree, Dale began tuning his bass guitar while Monty tightened the skins on his drums. The rugged Aussie asked dubiously, "You sure you kin pull this off, mate?"
The red-nosed chipmunk boasted, "You bet! Chip and I used to headline at the Acorn Club before we met all of you. It was great fun and more than paid the bills, too. you just stick to the rhythm I wrote for you, and I"ll follow your lead. Remember the chorus and we'll pull this off swell!"
Meanwhile, up on the branch outside of Ranger Headquarters' front door, Gadget was droning on and on about the wonders of elementary biochemistry. Equations after reactions after precipitants after vaporization points overfilled Foxglove's ears, numbing her brain.
Suddenly, Gadget pointed down at the ground and asked an obviously leading question, "Hey, isn't that Dale?"
The sound of her cutie's name caused Foxy's brain to snap back to reality faster than the speed of light. The shock waves from the her snapping ears seemed to break the sound barrier, if one were to view the situation poetically.
As she looked down to the ground, she exclaimed, "It is Dale! Look, Gadget! Dale's going to serenade me! Isn't he romantic?"
Gadget smirked as she gave the 'thumb's-up' down to Dale on the ground. Apparently, only technobabble is powerful enough to block echolocation. Monty began pounding a fierce beat on the drums while Dale strummed out a moving melody. The red-nosed one began singing with gusto as Monty accompanied him on the chorus.
"She's my Foxy Pie Cool lady bat She’s caught my eye Flies so good Make a grown moth cry Sweet Foxy Pie
Yeah Wow Heh Heh
Well, flying to the front door Flying in the park Flying all night ‘cause It’s just us after dark Flyin' to the left and Flyin' to the right I think about glidin’ and fly all night, yeah Yeah, yeah - huh!
Flyin over city hall Flyin' over banks I get hugs and for that I give thanks Flyin' real fast Cause she wanted me to chase her So I climbed up the thermal And she flew even faster
I fly, you fly, We all fly with her Don't try to stop Cause you just can’t stop her
She's my Foxy Pie Cool lady bat She’s caught my eye Flies so good Make a grown moth cry Sweet Foxy Pie
She's my Foxy Pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet Foxy Pie Yeah sweet Foxy Pie Yeah
Flyin to the drums Flyin to the boom Flyin to the bass in the back of my room Ain't got no sail, ain't got no mast But we get where were goin if we fly real fast
I fly, you fly, We all fly with her Don't try to stop Cause you just can’t stop her
She's my Foxy Pie Cool lady bat She’s caught my eye Flies so good Make a grown moth cry Sweet Foxy Pie
She's my Foxy Pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet Foxy Pie Yeah sweet Foxy Pie Yeah
Fly it All night long Fly it Hey, hey, Ow!
(I'm a trained professional)
Flyin' through the city Flyin' on the street Flyin' so fast That we crashed and weeped In walks Gadget seein’ me all tore She said, "You ain't gonna fly with your Foxy no more."
She's my Foxy Pie Cool lady bat She’s caught my eye Flies so good Make a grown moth cry Sweet Foxy Pie
She's my Foxy Pie Put a smile on your face Ten miles wide Looks so good Bring a tear to your eye Sweet Foxy Pie Yeah sweet Foxy Pie Yeah
Sweet Foxy Pie Yeah! Huh! Fly it!"
As the boys finished, Dale asked, "You think she liked it?"
Monty looked up and replied, "Incoming."
Confused, Dale looked up to see his favorite bat approaching at top speed with the biggest grin she ever sported. He was short of breath for the rest of the day.
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